God damn it, internship application, you might as well say tell me all about your personal life. You know I’m not into that shit. It gets all touchy-feely and then I begin to feel uncomfortable. 

By the way, I’m not sure if you’re aware that I already am having a hard enough time with my relationship with myself. I mean, just the other day I was finally able to look at myself in the mirror naked. It was really hard, but in the long run it was a monumental step in my relationship between me and myself. 

I should (probably) also tell you that I’m fucking Crazy… but I’m not going to. My friend once had a fling with Crazy and she got kicked out of her job. I don’t know what it is with Corporate America and Crazy. Perhaps they’re just jelly because he’s really good in the sack.