Dear Ewan McGregor,
Your boyish charm failed me about 30 minutes into the movie. Because of your terrible performance, I am going to have to watch Mulan Rouge 30 million times over as a means to find you attractive again. You’re horrible. I hate you for partaking in this film.

Sincerely, 
A formerly sexually frustrated (and now simply frustrated) fan 

P.S. You dancing as Freud was the only good part of the movie - but even then I couldn’t relate. 

Source: wentbacktobed

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