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Adventures in Job Hunting
Me: *drops off le resume*
Employer: YOU'RE HIRED
Me: Wait, what about the interview?
Employer: THIS IS THE INTERVIEW. YOU'RE HIRED.
Over the years, I've learned not to ask any questions
Sissy: You look like you're set up for a Lamaze class or something.
Me: Okay.
my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
my parents did not raise me, the tv did. mostly saturday morning cartoons from japan that held almost no logic to them and here I am.
my parents raised me to eat tofu with applesauce
and here I am today
