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"If I was 9 years old I'd call this a piece of poo"
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shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

My First

When we were finished, she handed me $80, saying we’d be meeting Mondays for the rest of this month.

Initially I was afraid that what I had to offer was not enough, but apparently I’m good at this private tutoring thing. 

#bitches_to_slap

Me: She was trying to tell me how to write my animal physiology report based on her experience writing o-chem reports.
Friend: Oh, you should slap that bitch.

I HAVE BAD TASTE IN MUSIC AND I’M PROUD

and fucking love that mainstream shit they play on the radio AND I WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO YOUR FINE STANDARDS BURIED DEEP IN THE UNDERGROUNDS OF AWESOME

I DON’T EVEN GIVE A DAMN THAT KE$HA USES NON-ALPHABETICAL TEXT IN HER NAME

BITCHEZ GON HATE

Kick-Ass Manga you probably haven't heard of yet →

The title is: Ketchup Ninja

dinaxomg:

I reblog this every Halloween

friku:

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

next time i’m asking him to send me a pic

Yu-Gi-Oh has so much fucking gas

Now, I’ve been pondering this for a while.

You ever notice how in those episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh! how the main character’s coat is always flying but his hair *miraculously* stays in place?

It’s because he has a ton of fucking gas. 

His hair is literally trying to escape the toxic fumes his ass is blowing. 

#think_about_it

· yu gi oh ·

I used to think I was a piece of shit, 
That the true miracle to this world was not (in fact) a boy spawning from a virgin, but rather a turd busting out of my mother’s cervix. 

Every night I’d go to sleep reminding myself and remembering what a piece of shit I was,
and every morning, I’d wake up and say “- but you’re going to do one thing right today.”

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