Babies are dicks
"If I was 9 years old I'd call this a piece of poo"
When we were finished, she handed me $80, saying we’d be meeting Mondays for the rest of this month.
and fucking love that mainstream shit they play on the radio AND I WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO YOUR FINE STANDARDS BURIED DEEP IN THE UNDERGROUNDS OF AWESOME
I DON’T EVEN GIVE A DAMN THAT KE$HA USES NON-ALPHABETICAL TEXT IN HER NAME
BITCHEZ GON HATE
The title is: Ketchup Ninja
next time i’m asking him to send me a pic
Now, I’ve been pondering this for a while.
You ever notice how in those episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh! how the main character’s coat is always flying but his hair *miraculously* stays in place?
It’s because he has a ton of fucking gas.
His hair is literally trying to escape the toxic fumes his ass is blowing.
|· yu gi oh ·|
I used to think I was a piece of shit,
That the true miracle to this world was not (in fact) a boy spawning from a virgin, but rather a turd busting out of my mother’s cervix.
Every night I’d go to sleep reminding myself and remembering what a piece of shit I was,
and every morning, I’d wake up and say “- but you’re going to do one thing right today.”