Me: I use 3 forms of contraceptive for a reason
I love you sweetheart
If I get everything done before 1pm tomorrow,
we’re going for beers
And we’re gonna talk world domination
And talk stupid stuff too
And maybe some serious stuff
And then I’m gonna kiss you and tell you I love you
- But that’s a given.
BUT U DON’T KNOW WHEN THO
Me before working customer service: People are reasonable.
Me after working customer service: There are a lot of mental illnesses that go un-diagnosed.
Bathroom Policy
I used to have a bathroom policy: If you can’t pass your class, then you can’t pass your lunch. I never told people about this, but I would not allow myself to get up for anything until I had thoroughly completed whatever content I needed to understand.
I think after tyler durden, erika has said the most memorable quotes i have ever heard.
it was that idea that calmed me down from a lot of anxiety.
for a lot of us, it won’t end well
but for what we have and can do, we need to make the best of it
being self sacrificing all the time, you always fixate on impending doom
sometimes, it’s okay to be selfish
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4 weeks left hissy fit
when your professors are so nice
and they expect you to climb Mt. Everest and cure cancer
and I know I’m failing their expectations
and I just want to quit so badddddddddddddd
When your S.O. wants to participate in dangerous sports
S. O.: Honey, I want to go skydiving.
Me: If you die I’ll kill you
Just because it won’t be a happy ending doesn’t mean you can’t have a beautiful story.
When you’re sharing a document and one of your homies has 2 midterms tomorrow
When studying photosynthesis prevents you from getting any direct sunlight and it’s 2am and you’re thinking: No wonder plants could never get degrees. The educational system is working against them.
